It is mathematically proven (by my own observations) that there is an inverse property inherent to rain.
If you carry around a bulky umbrella that weighs down your bag, it won't rain.
If you forget to bring an umbrella, it will rain.
If you shlep around the city wearing rain boots, it won't rain.
If you wear brand new leather shoes, it will rain.
If you're wearing a water-proof head covering, it won't rain.
If you've just gotten your hair done, it will rain.
I've learned to stop trusting meteorologists. They have this amazing job where you can be wrong all the time and no one will doubt your qualifications for the job. I know for a fact that when I leave my house unprepared for wet weather, there will be precipitation. I know that when I leave fully decked out in rain gear, it will be the driest day in history.
Moral of the story? Carry a lightweight umbrella with you everywhere you go, in the hopes that you will outsmart Mother Nature.
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