* Neighbors having raunchy morning sex * Someone rummaging through the recycle bin on the ground 3 floors below an hour before sunrise (Who knew glass bottles smashing against each other made for such an effective alarm clock!) * Sweating due to unbearable summer heat * Your parents yelling at you from across the house in their very own zombie like-morning moan from across the house because they woke up just a minute ago to wake you up. Ok I guess that may not apply anymore. But it's still the worst.
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ReplyDelete* Neighbors having raunchy morning sex
* Someone rummaging through the recycle bin on the ground 3 floors below an hour before sunrise (Who knew glass bottles smashing against each other made for such an effective alarm clock!)
* Sweating due to unbearable summer heat
* Your parents yelling at you from across the house in their very own zombie like-morning moan from across the house because they woke up just a minute ago to wake you up. Ok I guess that may not apply anymore. But it's still the worst.
Also, hi.