Floss everyday.
Despite the obvious (aka boring) benefits of oral
hygiene, this rule is especially important to maintain because it gives you the
power to make anyone else feel inferior about his/her habits.
Flossing is the
kind of activity that everyone knows they should do but no one actually does,
and therefore they secretly feel guilty about it. This especially happens when a visit to the dentist prompts
remarks such as, “Wow, I haven’t seen this much plaque since the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame." (Get it?! "Plaques"!)
Therefore, if you are a member of the elite group of Flossers, you
already have a one-up on everyone else when they try to make you feel inferior
for your other less-hygienic habits, such as popping your zits.
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