Thursday, August 1, 2013

Important Habits

Floss everyday. 

Despite the obvious (aka boring) benefits of oral hygiene, this rule is especially important to maintain because it gives you the power to make anyone else feel inferior about his/her habits. 

Flossing is the kind of activity that everyone knows they should do but no one actually does, and therefore they secretly feel guilty about it. This especially happens when a visit to the dentist prompts remarks such as, “Wow, I haven’t seen this much plaque since the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame." (Get it?! "Plaques"!)

Therefore, if you are a member of the elite group of Flossers, you already have a one-up on everyone else when they try to make you feel inferior for your other less-hygienic habits, such as popping your zits.

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